Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Rockaway, NJ is Where It's AT!

Really! Not only can you come and talk poker with me this Thursday there, but there's much more to learn about this township!

For instance, did you know that:

-Rockaway is based on the Indian word, "Rechouwakie," meaning, "the place of sands."

-In 1776, Morris County was the principle smelting center of the United States.

-Now it has a lot of abandoned mines!

-In 2002, it had no murders, rapes, or robberies!

-If you got some "hoes" in Rockaway, you could add the area codes 973, 862 to your list.

So, there you go. Now come on out and see me sometime. No wait, not sometime, this Thursday at 7 pm at Borders in Rockaway.

Oh, come on....

2 Comments:

Anonymous Matt said...

Rockaway also has 6,473 residents and it seems to look like this from above.

12:23 AM  
Blogger F-Train said...

It also has the beautiful Rockaway Townsquare Mall, home to all delinquents and mall rats in a thirty-mile radius.

2:21 PM  

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